Michael: Logan go get the screwdriver out of the closet in the office for me please.
Logan: Where’s Mom?
Michael: In the kitchen doing dishes. Why?
Logan: I was gonna ask her to go get them for you.
Dishes clamoring on the floor.
Logan, Madison, Michael: Are you alright?
Mom: yes, the pan fell off the counter but I’m cutting potatoes so I can’t pick it up.
Logan: Go pick them up for Mom, Madison.
Mom: Both of you lost tv privileges for the week.
Logan (clearly upset) : What day do we get to turn it on?
Madison: Tuesday cuz Monday is tv free day
Logan: Are you serious? We still have to do tv free day?
Logan (mumbles under his breath then glares at Madison): Way to remind her , dork.
GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME!